Rocked by scandal just as the White House seems within her grasp, Hillary Clinton gets an urgent 3 a.m. text message from a lackey:
"Big Trouble, Boss! Bad guys are wiping your email server"
With that — and a quick detour through the NSA Shrink Ray — Hillary is off on a daring quest to retrieve as many classified files as possible from her (FBI-impounded) email server.
But she better be careful. The "bad guys" may be planning to wipe more than a hard drive.
This short-sleeved show of Democratic solidarity is perfect for bummed Bernie Bros or Republicans with sense.